Growing up on a steady diet of Meat Loaf, Eurythmics & Roxy Music, my heavy metal credentials were finally cemented at a 1999 Celine Dion gig. Now, I spend most of my time abusing bands that suck, drinking until I puke & ruining songs on the karaoke.

My claims to fame areA? both numerous & majestic. I am the mastermind behind underground metal sensation Thrashputin, I built this very website with my own hands & once, I pooed off a pedalo whilst holidaying in Greece. If one were to sum me up in a single word, it would be “feculent”.

You can find & abuse me on last.fm here or on twitter here.

My top 5 albums of all time are as follows:

  1. Kreator – Enemy of God
  2. While Heaven Wept – Vast Oceans Lachrymose
  3. Europe – Out Of This World
  4. Savatage – The Wake Of Magellan
  5. Death – Symbolic

but this would probably be different if I wrote it out again tomorrow.