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increase your scope…many albums have not been reviewed yet…
Hello Sir, maybe you would like to do an interview / review on the new Black Widow album? so far its getting good & not so good reviews (lol) as some people expect us to sound like we did 40+ years ago and i would like to put our point of view on this also
And before anyone says it yes i do suck dick and im VERY good at it Satan tought me
Clive Jones firstname.lastname@example.org
Clive, we love the new Black Widow album. Backed up with a series of festival reviews at the moment & we are the most lazy people alive but there will be a Sleeping With Demons review done ASAP.
Please can you tell me why you go to other ezines and leave horrible comments on work that people that have worked hard on. That is not the way to work if you are the editor of an ezine. Grow up and act your age, I’m sure you would be unhappy if someone did the same on your ezine
I dunno, maybe because I don’t get enough dick. Or maybe it’s because I feel that badly written, incoherent zines are rendering the entire concept a fucking joke. Run a spell check, read over the nonsense, take some fucking pride in your content. Oh & can someone explain to me what a guitar rift is?
Also, I don’t think you’ve quite grasped how we work here. I’m definitely going to go cry now about all the mean things I’ve said. The remorse has overwhelmed me.
Fragging grow up man. People do use spell checkers, grammar checkers and people proof read too but there are things that sometimes don’t get picked up. Would you like people to go through your work with a fine tooth comb and tell you all your work is shite? Give people the credit due for at least trying man. Just because you edit an ezine does not make you lord high and mighty. Instead of leaving arsy and offensive comments at least contact that person and help them improve their spelling and grammar if you feel you can. Do something good rather than be a twat
nah, it’s definitely because you don’t get enough dick <3
Maybe I am just an awful human being but I don’t think trying is enough. Feel free to pick as many holes as you can in the god awful shite I churn out. All I ask is that people adhere to the rules of English & perhaps attempt to convey something about the subject matter. Nonsensical gushing is the last thing anyone wants to read.
Also what is this? Please explain what this is :
“In England we were in the grasps of the country turning to anarchy and bedlam due to protesters that were demonstrating because of an accident where a young lad accidently got shoot by a stray bullet from the police which tragically ended up being a fatality.”
This reads like My First Gig Review by Kevin, age 8.
And oh yeah, people on the scene try keep the scene alive. Instead of insulting ezines that promote metal try criticising music that is manufactured shite. We promote real music with heart, anger and brutality not some manufactured crap, we should work together for the greater goal and not be against each other
People trying to convey emotion is exactly what that is. Obviously you have may never been to a gig with emotions running high. We have a grasp of English because we are British, born in Britian. I am not here for an arguement regarding spelling and punctuality but I am here to ask you to stop bitching on other ezines. Constructive criticism is always welcome I must admit just don’t be nasty
I have never been to a gig at all. I don’t think a live setting is the correct way to convey music. To be honest, I think I’ve been as constructive as I can be. I am not sure how being British matters, my (o-hohoho) grave concern is the blatant disregard for any sort of quality control. Spelling, grammar & coherence are not to be sniffed at. Look! I’ve drunk 2 bottles of wine tonight & I’m still managing. LOOK AT ME GO! WHEE!
Mani, if that IS your real name, I don’t much like the cut of your jib! In fact, as jibs go, I must say your one is pretty shabby! What say you?
arguement……I think this is precisely the issue
Also I really hope Mani here has confused punctuation & punctuality as I have never complained about Grave Concerns in a temporal sense.
Maybe try writing your reviews in the comfort of your house, from your notes, rather than in the moshpit. That way you get the benefits of modern computing, such as spell/grammar checking, and even Google/Wikipedia/Metal Archives for fact-checking.
all kinda hurt feelings up in this joint
how do you suppose bad writers get better