Category: Editorials & Assorted Nonsense
I thought it was about time that I should not be asked to write a column but write one anyway and send it to Wimps and Posers and ask if they would post it up. So here it is. As the frontman of the UK’s premier Rock and Roll band I have nothing much to say and I’m sure you’re getting that impression already. Actually I do have a lot to say but so do schizophrenics and politicians and looks how we shun them. So feel free to shun me, I’m in great company.
Download Festival announced their third headliner of 2012 to be The Prodigy this week, and lo and behold the entire fucking internet went into meltdown.
For a band with their heads so far up the arse of the 1970s there’s not much that Groan can claim to be the first to do. However this may well be the first time that a band has collectively written a column. Ok, the first time that a band has collectively written a column for a website. The first time that a band has collectively written a column for Leave the Hall.

