If you’d like a testimonial posted here, email us at suckmyfuckingdick@leavethehall.co.uk* or weloveleavethehall@leavethehall.co.uk depending on how you feel about us.

Here are some testimonials from our loyal readers:

Bring it the fuck on, prick!

Some Guy

I don’t want to be a dick, but ….

Some Guy

Fair enough you might not like the album, but to wish a member of the band dead is not only infantile it’s just downright sick.

Some Guy

I was beginning to think you were merely a fan of country and maybe even Britney until I read this comment which just blatantly means you are a spotty little 15 year old shit with nothing better to do.

Some Guy

This is degrading to Ivan… Even as a “spoof”. I would guess that the LOSER that posted this has the vocabulary of a slug. Why the hell would you even think any of this is funny. It should be deleted, your only taking up room in cyberspace.

Some Girl

What the fuck has my life become when a review on leavethehall.co.uk actually cheers me up?

Some Guy

It’s a completely shit review, obviously the guy is biased and is very upfront with his dislike for the band/the members. He seems like a miserable prick who still can’t get over the fact that they made on the first album very clearly which is that it’s just an overall fun band.

Some Guy

Yeah, shit review mate. Total balls.

Some Guy

Your review is fucking stupid.

Some Guy

The guy who wrote it, praises death & black metal. What do you expect?

Some Guy

Your a closed minded cunt, you trash things based on popularity. Wanker.

Some Guy

i had power to read about 8 lies of your review, then i went cut myself. srsly, shittest review i ever seen.

Some Guy

Cant believe I wasted my time reading half of that.

Some Guy

Please stick your review up your ass. It’s terrible.

Some Guy

If anyone takes Leave The Hall seriously, you must be out of your mind.

Some Guy

It’s ok not to like an album and/or artist but the review was in no way professional or worth the read.

Some Guy

Fucking terrible review, you don’t know real music if it kicked you in the balls

Some Guy

Oh my god who the fuck wrote this? its horrible

Some Guy

This review was easily the worst bit of writing I’ve seen in years.

Some Guy

Your mom is a sack of piss.

Some Guy

Your a miserable ugly old man who’s just jealous of them cause there nice guys and soo good looking.

Some Girl

I hope you die in a car crash soon.

Some Faggot from The Browning

How can someone write a blasphemy like this???

Some Guy

You are an idiot wasting everyones time. Your lack of intelligence and knowledge of metal is embarrasing. Please go die. Seriously, you really should actually commit suicide, it’s probably the only metal thing you will ever do.

Some Fucking Moron

Angela Gossow was a big influence on Chuck Schuldiner??!! man, you really shouldn’t wright your articles when you are that high, drugs are bad for you

Some Guy

Whoever wrote this article should be shot… in the skull with a 12 gauge shot gun…. death came out way before arch enemy, black dahlia, job for a cowboy….. there first release was in 1987.i mean really dude. those bands are ok. death is the greatest metal band ever, and cant even be put into a category with those garbage bands you think death got there style from well they got there style from death you pussy

Herp-a-Derp

That was probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever had the displeasure to read

Some Slut

Oh and we’ve had a few that weren’t hate mail!

This guy knows what he’s talking about.

Some Guy

BEST FUCKING REVIEW-EVER

Some Guy

I like your website. I don’t listen to any of this music but the reviews always make me lol

Some Girl

I haven’t laughed so much in ages

Some Guy

The reviewer seems to have a grudge against Disturbed, but the review itself is sadly true.

Some Guy

Scottish habitual piss takers

Some Guy

It’s one of my favourite websites. Well, if I don’t count all the porn ones it is

Some Guy

VERY COOL

David Draiman

Probably the best site on all of the internets.

Some Guy

If only all music reviews were this full of images of sexual violence.

Some Guy

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