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Here are some testimonials from our loyal readers:

Bring it the fuck on, prick!

I don’t want to be a dick, but ….

Fair enough you might not like the album, but to wish a member of the band dead is not only infantile it’s just downright sick.

I was beginning to think you were merely a fan of country and maybe even Britney until I read this comment which just blatantly means you are a spotty little 15 year old shit with nothing better to do.

This is degrading to Ivan… Even as a “spoof”. I would guess that the LOSER that posted this has the vocabulary of a slug. Why the hell would you even think any of this is funny. It should be deleted, your only taking up room in cyberspace.

What the fuck has my life become when a review on leavethehall.co.uk actually cheers me up?

It’s a completely shit review, obviously the guy is biased and is very upfront with his dislike for the band/the members. He seems like a miserable prick who still can’t get over the fact that they made on the first album very clearly which is that it’s just an overall fun band.

Yeah, shit review mate. Total balls.

Your review is fucking stupid.

The guy who wrote it, praises death & black metal. What do you expect?

Your a closed minded cunt, you trash things based on popularity. Wanker.

i had power to read about 8 lines of your review, then i went cut myself. srsly, shittest review i ever seen.

Cant believe I wasted my time reading half of that.

Please stick your review up your ass. It’s terrible

Oh and we’ve had a few that weren’t hate mail!

This guy knows what he’s talking about.

BEST FUCKING REVIEW-EVER

I like your website. I don’t listen to any of this music but the reviews always make me lol

I haven’t laughed so much in ages

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