Colonel Blast‘s “What on earth was all that shouting about” List. It’s been pretty hard coming up with 10 albums that were released in 2010 that really audially sucked us off big time. Diascorium tried to suck us all off but we flat out refused, between Paul Priest’s owly beak, Bernards carefully constructed tramp chic and Gareths “sideburns on a childs face” look there wasn’t an option we were willing to test with our mighty girth, we considered David Bond for a minute due to his wonderfully conditioned hair and pantene advert looks, but he wasn’t up for offering it up from behind so we weren’t given the option to pretend he was a woman. It doesn’t matter how good that hair looks, it’s still his face that it surrounds.
Anyway, in no particular order although the number one was on everybody’s list…
10 – Everything Everything – Man Alive
9 – Deathspell Omega – Paracletus
8 – Black Breath – Heavy Breathing
7 – Brain Drill – Quantum Catastrophe
6 – Daughters – Daughters
5 – Ion Dissonance – Cursed
4 – Rotting Christ – Aealo
3 – Impending Doom – There Will Be Violence
2 – Periphery – Periphery
1 – Dillinger Escape Plan – Option Paralysis
So there you have it, another list for you to look at and disagree with. Fuck off.