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Cyvoid – Cyvoid

Cyvoid – Cyvoid

Cyvoid – Cyvoid

It’s a simple rule. Stick space in front of anything & it immediatley becomes cooler. Watch:

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The Absence – Enemy Unbound

The Absence – Enemy Unbound

The Absence – Enemy Unbound

The Absence return after what seems like far longer than the 3 years it’s been since Riders Of The Plague, their 2nd album, pushed them to the forefront of the melodic death/thrash/music picture, establishing themselves as the smart alternative to the Arch Enemies of this world and becoming firm Leave the Hall favourites in the process. Naturally the question must be asked; after such a hotly anticipated build-up, will they choke like Michael Hutchence or gloriously unleash a pent up torrent of creamy metal musical ejaculate into our lives?

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Fornost Arnor – Escaping The Abyss

Fornost Arnor – Escaping The Abyss

Fornost Arnor – Escaping The Abyss

Hailing from the world capital of atmospheric black metal that is Colchester, Greg Chivers has gathered himself a very talented group of musicians. Combined with a diverse sack of influences, the end result is a powerful & intelligent, if slightly bipolar debut that owes much to Scandinavian masters without ripping off their trademark styles.

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Cancerous Womb – Austrian Basement EP

Cancerous Womb – Austrian Basement EP

Cancerous Womb – Austrian Basement EP

This is the debut EP of one of Scotland’s brightest hopes – Cancerous Womb – who are gamely sailing the brown seas of Dimebag necrofellatio, scene kids and bands that think Lamb of God are cutting edge genius to deliver some actual Death Metal to our poor, tired anuses. Seeing as there are only 3 songs on this, I’ll do a track by track…

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Triaxis – Key To The Kingdom

Triaxis – Key To The Kingdom

Triaxis – Key To The Kingdom

Lets be honest: musically, we’ve not got a lot to thank Wales for. Tygertailz, Bonnie Tyler, Charlotte Church’s tits (anyone who mentions BFMV gets a free head wound) . That’s a pretty comprehensive list right there, but things might finally be changing. Hailing from South Wales, Triaxis are a female fronted power metal band who, hot off the heels of a, by all accounts, extremely impressive Bloodstock set have released a self-funded, self-recorded debut, Keys To The Kingdom.

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Manowar – Thunder In The Sky

Manowar – Thunder In The Sky

Manowar – Thunder In The Sky

Reviewing a Manowar release in any conventional way makes about as much sense as reviewing anal sex. Manowar are, like anal sex, something you will try once and make a life-long decision regarding. To this end, I’m not going to waste my time explaining to you that they are the greatest band in the world, that seeing them live will change your life or that sometimes I have Eric Adams based wet dreams.

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Ravage – The End of Tomorrow

Ravage – The End of Tomorrow

Ravage – The End of Tomorrow

Ravage play heavy metal. Not 90s heavy metal where it all got sensitive, not 00s heavy metal where it got all ‘core. They play heavy metal as it was meant to be played. Duelling lead guitars, galloping bass work & plenty high pitched screams. They play 80s heavy metal.

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