Tag Archive: death metal


Origin – Entity

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September 4, 2011
Origin – Entity

Origin – Entity

Origin more or less set the benchmark when it comes to ridiculous death metal. Faster than an espresso fuelled gravity-blasting cheetah, their last few releases have established them as the most consistent purveyors of first class brutality and the go to men when you simply must have your internal organs scrambled into a lumpy red smoothie as soon as possible.

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Five Reasons Why You Should Be At Bloodstock

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July 25, 2011
Well, let’s start with the big one. We’ll be there. Yes, your favourite people in the whole wide world (shut up, we are) are going to set up camp, drink a few bottles of gin & go for a naked jog about the campsite. Probably the best thing you’ll see all weekend.

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Soilent Green & DripBack – King Tuts, Glasgow 13/05/11

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June 2, 2011
Fuck you, Glasgow. Seriously, blame the promoter, blame the venue. I don’t care but this is Soilent fucking Green & you can’t put together a crowd of 60 people on a Friday fucking night. Fuck you right in your lazy, sagging cunts. Anyway, a couple of overpriced pints later we are stood in front of the stage with enough room to swing a particularly large sack of donkeys just in time for London’s newest musical export.

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Job For A Cowboy – Gloom EP

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May 25, 2011
Job For A Cowboy – Gloom EP

Job For A Cowboy – Gloom EP

Once upon a time I liked Job For A Cowboy.

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Anaal Nathrakh – Passion

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March 21, 2011
Anaal Nathrakh – Passion

Anaal Nathrakh – Passion

It’s 2:30 in the morning and I’m listening to the new Anaal Nathrakh record entitled ‘Passion’.

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The Haunted – Unseen

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March 18, 2011
The Haunted – Unseen

The Haunted – Unseen

What the fuck? Seriously. What the shitting fuck? Remember Made Me Do It? Thrashy death metal, frantic yet memorable guitar work, Marco Aro‘s powerful vocal delivery, metronome-tight drum work. Well, take that thought & bin it. Unseen kicks off with Never Better which would have been better placed in a Nu-Metal’s Worst Moments list than the back catalogue of a band with so much pedigree they make Triple H look like feral, mixed-breed runt. To be fair, I can’t remember listening to anything they’ve put out since One Kill Wonder. The fact that I have a couple of those interim albums suggests two things. Firstly, they were nowhere near as good as OKW & secondly, they were nowhere near as awful as Unseen.

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Cerebral Bore – Maniacal Miscreation

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December 20, 2010
Cerebral Bore – Maniacal Miscreation

Cerebral Bore – Maniacal Miscreation

I mean really hard. Like Frank Mullen took a run up & punted you square in the nads hard. Oh, and he did it repeatedly for 32 minutes? If not, then you are in for an experience.

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Glasgow’s Achren Set To Tear Wacken A New Shitpipe

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December 8, 2010
Unlike the rest of the Scottish nation, you can’t question Achren‘s work ethic. They’ve been working their balls of touring up & down the country with support slots for Vader, Hecate Enthroned, Sabbat & Cthonic. All this work certainly paid off with a victory in the Metal To The Masses competitions resulting a soggy, sweaty buy overwhelmingly erotic set at Bloodstock 2010. That’s going to be out on DVD in January & should tide you over until the start of August when Glasgow’s finest will join Judas Priest & some cunt from Black Sabbath in showing Germany how to do metal.

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Patrick Pintavalle – The Absence

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October 4, 2010
We’ve caught up with Patrick Pintavalle, guitarist of one of Leave the Hall’s favourite bands, The Absence. In a break from tradition, we actually interviewed him rather than making up some comedy answers & going back to wanking. Turns out, he’s a lovely guy that could kick a field goal with a possum. You wouldn’t get this kind of hard-hitting, fact-finding journalism anywhere else, would you?

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Blastonbury Festival 2010 Is Going To Rape You In A Good Way

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September 27, 2010
5th of December is going to be a messy one! Prostitute Disfigurement & Last Days of Humanity are laying waste to the capital, along with Scottish heavyweights Cerebral Bore, 1-man death grind projects Anal Penetration & Neonatal Death, Relinquished, Joe Pesci & Leave the Hall’s favourite child molesting, granny bashers Cancerous Womb. Tickets for this are selling out fast so we’d recommend you get yours before it’s too late!

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