Tag Archive: heavy metal


Fucking Hell! 29 Years In The Making

Well, it’s only taken them 29 years but NWOBHM stalwarts, Hell have finally got round to putting out a debut album. First single, On Earth As It Is In Hell is a tongue-in-cheek (oh god, I hope it’s tongue-in-cheek) tribute to the metal anthems of yore. Combining a dress sense that makes Cradle of Filth look conservative & an average age of around 600, they’ve roped in Andy Sneap to lay down some Priestian riffs for them. Sneap was taught guitar by the sadly departed Dave Halliday, founder & original Hell vocalist. Comedy aside, the track is fairly sexy.

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Unlike the rest of the Scottish nation, you can’t question Achren‘s work ethic. They’ve been working their balls of touring up & down the country with support slots for Vader, Hecate Enthroned, Sabbat & Cthonic. All this work certainly paid off with a victory in the Metal To The Masses competitions resulting a soggy, sweaty buy overwhelmingly erotic set at Bloodstock 2010. That’s going to be out on DVD in January & should tide you over until the start of August when Glasgow’s finest will join Judas Priest & some cunt from Black Sabbath in showing Germany how to do metal.

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Atlantean Kodex – The Golden Bough

Atlantean Kodex – The Golden Bough

Atlantean Kodex – The Golden Bough

It’s high time then for the new guard to don their finest leather posing pouches and mount a true metal take over. At the forefront are Atlantean Kodex, providing music as weighty as Thor’s ballbag and twice as cheesy, showing us what the Kings Of Metal would sound like if they erased their memories, Men In Black style, and began again today. The album opens with Fountain of Nepenthe – a 10 minute leviathan to ease you into the proceedings. With creaking galley sound effects, a riff that is more metal than an oil tanker full of titanium ball bearings and Markus Becker’s mournful yet upliftingly powerful vocals, this song is everything you need in your life and more. The following track, Pilgrim, is 12 minutes long and sounds a bit like Dark Avenger would if it was written by an old, grey haired Templar Knight who had fought in 1000 brutal battles using only his bare knuckles as a weapon before forging a guitar from the fear and pain of his enemies. It can only be described as a journey. A journey to boner city in the year 1100 and back again.

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Enforcer Release Video For Midnight Vice

Leave the Hall favourites, retro revivalists Enforcer have released a video for the track Midnight Vice taken from the blindingly good Diamonds. It is available now in Europe on limited edition digipak CD, regular CD and limited edition coloured vinyl.

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Ghost – Opus Eponymous

Ghost – Opus Eponymous

Ghost – Opus Eponymous

Imagine if King Diamond & Ray Davies set out to create the most fun doom album since My Dying Bride‘s much acclaimed covers album, Doom Goes Pop. That didn’t actually happen but it fucking should have. Anyway, Ghost‘s debut is a meaty slab of power-pop cum doom metal with tones warmer than my nutsack after a furious session with the latest issue of Reader’s Grans. Male readers should take note, this is the closest one can get to a multiple orgasm without very expensive, experimental surgery & remembering to sit down to piss as it’s the first album ever to feature simultaneous doom-gasms & moog-gasms.

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Fozzy – Studio 24, Edinburgh 13/10/2010

I’ll begin with a disclaimer. This review is packed so full of late nineties wrestling references that those of you who foolishly abstained from watching oiled, steroided superhumans engaging in protracted gay-offs would probably be best just skipping the whole thing & enjoying the shiny pictures.

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White Wizzard’s Tribute To Dio, Shooting Star

White Wizzard are hitting UK shores in November. Dates are below, along with the flyer. If you are catching them on the tour, be sure to grab a copy of the Limited Edition 7″ version of Shooting Star for extra cool points.

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Spiritual Beggars – Return To Zero

Spiritual Beggars – Return To Zero

Spiritual Beggars – Return To Zero

Hmmmm, this Spiritual Beggars album is alright.

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It was early 2008 when the Cobalt Hotel in Vancouver hosted the reunion of Caustic Thought; a popular local band that had not played together for twelve years. Little did bassist Byron Stroud (Fear Factory, Strapping Young Lad, Zimmers Hole), drummer Bob Wagner (Econoline Crush), and guitarist Ian White know at the start that this special evening would light a spark that would take this reunion further than they initially expected.

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Legendary LA based metal band Armored Saint recently shot a video in their hometown on July 1st for the track Left Hook From Right Field off their current release La Raza with director Jeremy Schott of Mental Suplex.

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